All ye need do is spend 10 minutes watching this engaging educational video to learn the tricks of the trade! You’ll learn to be able to make people feel connected – and they’ll pay you handsomely for it!
* No guarantee of job satisfaction; people with moral integrity need not apply – unless you’re delusional.
Watch the following Educational Video about how you can be right 84% of the time without any skill at all! Hosted by Brian Brushwood (From Revision3).
“I’m sensing that the murder victim was a child or possibly an adult, whose name starts with a consonant or possibly a vowel.”
If you want to learn about OTHER tricks of the trade, you can see the entire video here.
With the Training Video out of the way, now you get a job as a psychic!
By far the most preferred route (who wants to deal with the ATO, Credit Card Systems, and supplying TFN’s anyway) for the MILLIONS of GIFTED entrepreneurs get yourself listed on the PSYCHIC DIRECTORY! Just by sticking to the training video, you’ll be 84% accurate!
Where’s that promise about a job application? Well! You can go be a phone operator at PSYCHIC JOBS AUSTRALIA! Just fill out the form, and viola!
You may even feature on Psychic TV!
You could try your hand at..
You can perform Live-Psychic Medium Stage Shows at clubs, social events, birthdays – just like a clown! The likes of Mitchell Coomes, Silvia whats-her-name-vulture woman, and John Edwards!
People will turn up to see your performance and ACTUALLY Believe you have paranormal powers! However, to really excel in this field you should take a secondary course in Cold Reading!
That wasn’t a mistake, you can be like retired Victor Zammit – AFTERLIFE RESEARCHER! All you need to do is reject reason and rationality, succumb to a myriad of false presumptions, then embrace the positive energies of logical fallacies!
If you’ve worked in a profession that’s legitimate, you can even make that a reason for people to believe you – regardless of the evidence! A wonderful example of an Appeal to Authority!
The National-wide Search for THE ONE is ON …. again!
The search for “Australia’s Best Psychic” is getting rolled out for a second time. The “reality” show “The One” was first produced in 2008 and judged by psychic Stacey Demarco and sceptic Richard Saunders (from Australian Skeptics and The SkepticZone Podcast).
This years’ show is yet to name a host, but production starts in June!
Not for you?
That’s OK. It’s probably for the best.
As a reward, enjoy this trailer for a new show to be premiered on ABC1 on June 15.
Hosted by Lawrence Leung – UNBELIEVABLE!